"Och aye, the thahngs we do for Brrrrrrrraddy."
{Actual quote from a Glaswegian East Ender.}
{Actual quote from a Glaswegian East Ender.}
Yeah, so Brad Pitt was in Glasgow for two weeks.
Filming a zombie war movie, erm film, downtown.
But do you notice something unusual here?
Well, the film takes place in Philadelphia.
So Glasgow became America for a wee while.
Street signs and stars and stripes and everythang.
I live and breathe that Philadelphia freedom.
If you choose to you can live your life alone.
Some people choose the city.
I like living easy.
Without family ties.
'Til the whippoorwill of freedom zapped me.
Right between the eyes.
Shine a light, won't you shine a light.
Philadelphia freedom, I love you, yes I do.
We have lots of stern signs in America.
Proper trucks, none of this lorry business.
Air Conditioning!
Yellow Cabs!
S.W.A.T.!
Dunkin'!
Verizon!
USA Today!
Garden State Plate!
USPS!
All this stuff = disorientation for an American girl in Ggow.
And reminding me that I don't ever want to leave Britain no no no.
America, blurghhhhhhhhhh.
Now unfortch I didn't get to see Brrrrrrrraddy.
But I did get to see Prince William this summer.
And we all know that Prince > Pitt.
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