Naturally we had a Royal Wedding party at le house.
I wore ruffles and a fascinator hat, oh yes I did.
This was basically how the morning went.
So in the mimosa haze and wedding excitement,
I didn't really take pictures.
Instead I'll leave you with some of my favourite wedding moments.
[Those that I can remember, at least].
Things I liked/found amusing:
When the boys were driving through LDN,
just on the way to a little family wedding, NBD.
When Posh & Becks [& baby] arrived. Amazing.
Victoria's ponytail = FIERCE.
When Kate kept it real and rocked the sloppy commoner wave.
When Princesses Eugenie & Beatrice arrived.
Nuff said.
When the dress was revealed and the subsequent gasps.
[I so called Alexander McQueen too].
How children were dressed as dolls and toy soldiers, presh.
How Prince Harry was cracking up during the whole thing.
How he also turned around and blates checked Kate
out as she walked down the aisle.
When the Archbishop flipped his mitre on like nobody's business.
When the ring almost didn't fit on Kate's finger.
When the ring was on, and Kate was clearly
plotting her revenge on all the haters.
How every time a hymn was played, the cameras automatically cut to Elton John.
Without fail.
When James Middleton revealed himself as a creepster.
When everyone sang "God Save the Queen" and she just sat there.
Oh you know, just another day in the life.
When Evil Kate surfaced.
How Prince Harry flirted with Pippa down the aisle.
When Waity-Katey got her well-deserved gloat on.
"Eat your hearts out, I'm a PRINCESS now."
When Prince Harry was being adorbs with children.
When there were not one, but two, kisses sur le balcon, of course.
Note the scary-looking little bridesmaid covering her ears.
When Prince Charles awkwardly picked up a child on the balcony.
Somehow Charles and children do not mix.
When Prince Philip's wandering eye settled on Pippa.
Liz doesn't look amused.
When my fave two royal men were both flirting with Pippa,
and we learned that Harry def gets his game from G-pa.
When the queen decides it's time to stop the balcony pageantry.
You know, just because she can.
Oh, and apparently this was happening back at the Abbey:
Things I did not like:
The ever-increasing bald spot.
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson [aka Smurfette].
The absence of my fave [former] Royal.
Who could exclude this face?
Oh, and this little development.
Watch out, Chels.
I wore ruffles and a fascinator hat, oh yes I did.
This was basically how the morning went.
So in the mimosa haze and wedding excitement,
I didn't really take pictures.
Instead I'll leave you with some of my favourite wedding moments.
[Those that I can remember, at least].
Things I liked/found amusing:
When the boys were driving through LDN,
just on the way to a little family wedding, NBD.
When Posh & Becks [& baby] arrived. Amazing.
Victoria's ponytail = FIERCE.
When Kate kept it real and rocked the sloppy commoner wave.
When Princesses Eugenie & Beatrice arrived.
Nuff said.
When the dress was revealed and the subsequent gasps.
[I so called Alexander McQueen too].
How children were dressed as dolls and toy soldiers, presh.
How Prince Harry was cracking up during the whole thing.
How he also turned around and blates checked Kate
out as she walked down the aisle.
When the Archbishop flipped his mitre on like nobody's business.
When the ring almost didn't fit on Kate's finger.
When the ring was on, and Kate was clearly
plotting her revenge on all the haters.
How every time a hymn was played, the cameras automatically cut to Elton John.
Without fail.
When James Middleton revealed himself as a creepster.
When everyone sang "God Save the Queen" and she just sat there.
Oh you know, just another day in the life.
When Evil Kate surfaced.
How Prince Harry flirted with Pippa down the aisle.
When Waity-Katey got her well-deserved gloat on.
"Eat your hearts out, I'm a PRINCESS now."
When Prince Harry was being adorbs with children.
When there were not one, but two, kisses sur le balcon, of course.
Note the scary-looking little bridesmaid covering her ears.
When Prince Charles awkwardly picked up a child on the balcony.
Somehow Charles and children do not mix.
When Prince Philip's wandering eye settled on Pippa.
Liz doesn't look amused.
When my fave two royal men were both flirting with Pippa,
and we learned that Harry def gets his game from G-pa.
When the queen decides it's time to stop the balcony pageantry.
You know, just because she can.
Oh, and apparently this was happening back at the Abbey:
Things I did not like:
The ever-increasing bald spot.
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson [aka Smurfette].
The absence of my fave [former] Royal.
Who could exclude this face?
Oh, and this little development.
Watch out, Chels.
xx
The dress was SO GORGEOUS but now everything Alexander McQueen makes me SO SAD. :(
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HAHAHA your commentary is a riot!! I might have to do something like this on my blog, too, but I think you nailed it.
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